When I turn 21, my first official drink I have will be Baileys in a shoe.
when I was 15 I developed a fear of naked mole rats that resulted in me having to sit with my legs in the air when I was on the toilet.
being so scared when someone chases you up the stairs that you just sit down
i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???
thats right 7
evan what the fuck
it was 3 am
I used to sincerely believe that if I slept on my homework I would memorise it in my sleep.